I have an important announcement that many of you may not be aware of.
While you think that they might be cute little pieces of marine life, dolphins are assholes.
What does this have to do with gaming? Well, in the limited (but hopefully soon to be increasing..) time I've had to play games, I've been focusing a lot of my attention on Devil Summoner: Soul Hackers. A later post (..not too late, I promise) will follow up more on the game, but it earned a special place in my heart when it also acknowledged just how awful these creatures are:
|This kid is the Cassandra of his time.|
|Only MegaTen could come up with something like this.|
|Charlie definitely won MVP that battle.|
But really, when I think about it, Snappy the dolphin (yes, that's his name) isn't the first incident of dolphins being jerks in RPGs, as illustrated in Breath of Fire III:
|Dragon beats Dolphin, bastard.|
So perhaps I shouldn't be neglecting them (and you all) as much now, thus I return to Soul Hackers.
Until we meet again, keep playing, everyone.
..But not Ecco the Dolphin.